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Machine Demotivational Poster


S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….


TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


MACHINE GUNS -




GREAT WHITE BUFFALO - The one that got away.




M2 .50 MACHINE GUN - Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda nifty.




NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


GAME OF DEATH -




GOING POSTAL - You never know who will snap next




FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half ass this one but that still puts me half an ass ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


ANGER MANAGEMENT - This kid shows every sign of having none …




BATTLE MECHS -




P.I.N - You should always find a number thats easy to remember For me the prompt on the machine certainly helps


TAGS: pin numbers atm machine
Rating: 4.4/5

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PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:42 am
if i saw this i would change banks lol... good job on the motifake ^^


GIANT NAZI DEATH MACHINE - "Zhey'll never see it coming, HA HA HA."




Drive in the bike lane 1 more time -




YOU GET NOTHING -


TAGS: machines
Rating: 4.52/5

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most important question -




HOOD MOUNTED MACHINE GUNS -




DRIVE - Practice makes perfect




HULK SMASH -


TAGS: lost money in machine big girl angry your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 13, 2010, 8:06 am
Ever notice how you quietly grumble when you receive that parking ticket, or fined for your late library book, but you go Hulk on the vending machine over pocket change?
DillyRat - September 26, 2010, 7:47 am
I didn't know they made thongs that big...WHY would they make thongs that big... i don't feel good
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:15 pm
"Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum!" Couldn't resist. I'm going to burn out my eyes now..
440wakeup - September 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
I did a hulk smash on of this pc. But ill admit it was too son after the original posting.
440wakeup - September 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
I did a hulk smash on of this pc. But ill admit it was too son after the original posting.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 6:02 pm
It looks more like a roll of fat to me...
Sho - September 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
........That's her boob? o_O
tellitlikeitis - September 19, 2010, 4:51 pm
How did I know this was your.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 4:15 pm

the sideboob was totally untintentional but well worth the bile rising up. lol. thnx monkey!
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
and sideboob as well? (gag)
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 4:02 pm
RL, is today gross out the masses day? You are really doing it right. 5 eyewashes!
fasteddie - September 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
The scary part is the baby carriage indicating that someone actually f**ked her....
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 3:44 pm

as disgusting as the male boobs one i did? lolz. thnx clairs!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:42 pm
That's disgusting. 5L


HYDRAULICS, GUTS AND GLORY - This thing is so on my Christmas list.




WHEN I LOOK BACK - on all the time I've wasted I'm just glad I wasted it While I still had the chance


TAGS: useless machine time management
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rudedog - January 19, 2013, 11:01 pm
Golden, so rings true
GaryO - January 19, 2013, 8:53 pm
OH, HELLLLLL YEAHHHH!! 5 PHOOOKING Ls


FACTORY ROBOTS - From Cars To Bread They Have Taken Over & We Wonder Where All The Jobs Went?




ABRAHAM GATLING HANDS - "4 score and 7 years ago, I took up lead farming on your redneck ass..."




TIC TAC TOE -


TAGS: life time game machine road work joke fun
Rating: 3.3/5

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Derek - October 9, 2009, 4:19 pm
Someone can't make up their mind - bottom left


IT'S TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Newbie Ninja"


TAGS: ninja vending machine
Rating: 2.95/5

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aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 5:10 pm
found em


QUIT COMPLAINING - Your Yoo-Hoo stuck in the machine is FAR less tragic than what we see is stuck in your yoo-hoo


TAGS: yoo hoo yoohoo machine fat lady
Rating: 2.78/5

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agdaniele - November 7, 2009, 12:45 am
This is the epic definition of whale tail.
neomouth151 - November 7, 2009, 12:31 am
She is really freaking hot
Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 2:44 am
*Gasp*that poor vending machine. Why does Godzilla have a grudge against it?
BuZZbomb - February 5, 2009, 8:01 pm
That's why she needs the Yoo-Hoo. It's to help wash down the baby she just ate!
amina - February 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
am i the only one who notices the baby stroller???
Hoagie - September 4, 2008, 10:10 am
I did'nt know spraypaint came in denim color.
Nero - August 11, 2008, 9:07 am
ME WANT FOOD NOW! GGRRWWARGH!!!
Autumn - July 21, 2008, 2:01 am
So so disgusting


INVISIBLE FAMILY ! - What A Strange World We've Created, On This Machine Motifake ?


TAGS: machine
Rating: 4.33/5

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maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 1:55 pm
Now More Than Ever !
mariand - March 18, 2012, 11:46 am
There's a little truth in thi5...


WARNING -




YOUR MOVE -


TAGS: machines cant fight cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - January 26, 2011, 9:18 am
Aloha to both of you
Cubbybear - January 26, 2011, 9:18 am
Aloha to both of you
Cubbybear - January 26, 2011, 9:18 am
Aloha to both of you
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:32 am

jeez cub....frickin awesome dude!
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:09 am
Cubby... this is brilliant! 5 checkmates for you.


TEAM WORK - HAVING THE COURAGE TO GO AT IT ALONE, BUT KNOWING YOU HAVE YOUR BROTHERS AROUND!




TIME TRAVEL -




BOB EVANS - I don't know who he is, but... we need to add his face to Mount Rushmore.




NICKNAMES -




MACHINE GUN - this guy has it




THE JAPANESE WOMAN - Revenge is a BITCH with a gun


TAGS: machine
Rating: 2.67/5

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:44 am
I saw this movie. Man it is fucking hilarious. It is so damn stupid, that you burst into tears from laughter.


MACHINE GUN WITH AIM - will talk bullshit to you ALL THE TIME!


TAGS: squirril machine gun aim
Rating: 2.21/5


GAMBLING PROBLEM? - call 1-888-betsoff


TAGS: slot machine gambling
Rating: 1.29/5
doc - April 28, 2009, 6:33 pm
about $600....BFD
some guy - July 30, 2008, 2:10 am
how do you he didn't just put a lot of money in the machine?
Shtoink - July 30, 2008, 12:13 am
doesnt look like a problem since this person is winning :P


blech -




Insomnia, by way of technology -


TAGS: up all night on that infernal machine and hey look the sun is up and oh poop im late for work silverheart the rampaging insomniac
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 15, 2013, 7:08 pm
Dazzling!


Redundant Repitition -




SNOOTINESS - don't push it bub


TAGS: green machines
Rating: 4.92/5

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Cloudchaser - October 4, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's actually a For Escape and unbelievably, the driver survived http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/smallcar.asp
Untamedfifty - October 4, 2010, 10:32 pm
*gas
Untamedfifty - October 4, 2010, 10:32 pm
5 gus guzzling silverado's


The Grandfather Paradox -


TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
Lol!
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am
mind; POOM!


Slot Machines -


TAGS: slot machines gambling casinos no payoff
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 1:06 am
Ah, yes. Them especially.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:44 am
What about US banks?


Man Machine -




THE MACHINES -




PHYDEAUX LOST HIS MOJO - LUCKY FOR HIM THIS GUY HAD LOTS OOPS looks like he spilled some on me...




Don't worry, y'all -




Conformist -




STRESSFUL DAY - You got caught in traffic this morning, your wife left you, you got fired ...AND THEY'RE ALL OUT OF YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKING PLATE!!!


TAGS: anger release machine
Rating: 3.91/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:33 pm
Always tough to make a funny out of a funny picture... and make it a good one. 5L


MEET VALERIE -




BINGO... THE #1 REASON TO PLAY SLOTS. -




PLUTONIUM -


TAGS: powering time machines
Rating: 2.6/5

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Briton of Rose - December 23, 2009, 4:30 am
No, it was available in corner drugstores in 2015. In 1985, you had to steal it from the Libyans.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 8:31 pm
Why would it be in solution?


RUSSIA - So poor, you have to AFFORD water


TAGS: water machine and this was real
Rating: 1.93/5

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culos - November 23, 2009, 5:19 pm
You're welcome
DreMagnum - November 23, 2009, 12:53 pm
@culos FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
culos - November 23, 2009, 11:57 am
@Dre: Duh!
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 10:39 am
Computer, earl grey, hot.
DreMagnum - November 23, 2009, 10:36 am
I think he meant "buy" or "pay for". Afford is definitely not the correct word choice.
culos - November 23, 2009, 10:35 am
Maybe it's just me. English is not my first language, but what the H does the AFFORD mean in this context?
DreMagnum - November 23, 2009, 10:29 am
doesnt make it funny
stavro1 - November 23, 2009, 9:03 am
This was acctually real. Back in the 70's in Russia they sold water in these kind of machines, and they used the same glass. It's true.
Derek - November 23, 2009, 1:01 am
One can buy water almost everywhere. What do you mean Stavro?


IF YOU KNOW - What this is, I have bad news for you...


TAGS: gay test machine
Rating: 1.7/5

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BoneCD - September 1, 2009, 1:56 pm
Every time I hear the "Spin Cycle" associated with this mechanical device I think of the Newlywed Game...just sayin'
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 1:30 pm
I think mooooooooooo is right. Spinning classes are done on cycles, right? These things clearly have a setting called the "Spin Cycle" don't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2009, 9:45 am
I'm positive it's an exercise machine...There's one in my basement and the wife is always sitting on it.
Arrogant Knight - September 1, 2009, 8:35 am
Clearly it's some kind of time machine...
CANADA - September 1, 2009, 8:30 am
LMAO, the poster combined with the comments is great
mrbombastic - August 31, 2009, 9:20 pm
Camera? I thought it was some kind of microwave.
IllicoPresto - August 31, 2009, 6:57 pm
So i know it's a camera. What's the big deal


Glitch -


TAGS: timemachine glitch error invention scifi
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 30, 2016, 12:38 pm
Thanks, guys :)
Sho - October 30, 2016, 12:09 pm
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Sho - October 30, 2016, 12:08 pm
this is brillian
mizzdizz - October 25, 2016, 6:33 pm
Uh-oh! Paradox! (Sounds of explosions followed by enormous sucking sound as the universe is sucked into a black hole with a final little pop! there is nothing) ^!


WAITRESS NEEDED -




Stay Off -




When the internet goes down -


TAGS: basement dweller morlocks time machine internet outage weird neighbors
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 1, 2017, 10:29 am
Haha good one!


Soda Pop -




RISE OF THE MACHINES -


TAGS: machine rise
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 29, 2012, 6:16 pm
well...let's raise the hand who wouldn't...


TRUE LOVE -




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